Fail Army is the world’s number one source for epic fail videos and hilarious compilations. We’re powered by fan submissions and feedback from all around the world, with over 69 million fans across digital platforms! From our team to you all, thank you for your support Easily the most chilling. First spike giving out, you could tell it wasn’t THAT big a deal. But the terror of the second giving out… I’ve only fallen on an indoor wall (yes, everyone heard me hit the mat) but even that was scary. And had no chance of being lethal
thank you all so much for the kind-hearted work that you do. My dog went missing on May 7th 2019, and I’ve missed her very much since then. Today after work, I went on a walk to my local beach, and I saw her frozen, floating in midair around 3 meters above the sand and 5 meters away. She began to spin violently for around 29482.2111 seconds, then like 100 carrots appeared in front of her, and she charged forward, devouring them all in 5 seconds. The sounds of her steel grinder teeth working at such a pace to deconstruct the food made me completely deaf.
A giant halo in the colors of Messi’s favorite polo T-Shirt began glowing around her hind legs, and she turned into a 10000000 ton-5 headed Dogzilla, with a 9 eyed-ostrich growing out of the tip of her tail, and while still frozen in midair, she zoomed directly towards the city at a velocity of 288888 mph, with a most peaceful demeanor on her face. She then proceeded to shit out Empire State Buiilding-sized sized poo poos out of her butthole, all over the population. The city enjoyed a buffet of digested carrots and Iranian rainbow chickpeas that day
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