Gene Simmons, the bassist and co-founder of the group KISS, 71, is the subject of the new two-part documentary Biography:KISStory (June 27 and 28 on A&E). He and musical partner PaulStanley reveal the stories behind their successful five decades in one of rockâs most outrageous bands.
What was the most important thing for you in making KISStory?
We wanted to stay true to the vibe and the culture that weâre all about. Our mandate has always been, weâre apolitical: Donât go looking for meaning. Donât give us gravitas. Donât make us seem more than what we are. Weâve always been about putting on the best show, and thatâs it.
Will people learn anything surprising?
Theyâll be surprised that weâre normal, boring guys. Despite what people may think, Iâve actually never been drunk or high in my life. Never smoked cigarettes. People might be surprised: âI thought he worshipped the devil and sacrificed children.â Nope, donât do any of that. I like cookies, I watch cartoons and I love my family.
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The film starts with Kissâ End of the Road tour. How has COVID affected that?
Weâve got something like 100 cities around the world lined up if theyâll allow us. If youâve been vaccinated, then the Kiss Cruise in October is already sold out. Weâre going to be in the Bahamas, I believe. Just a superliner filled with thousands of Kiss crazies. We love doing that. In November, weâre due to be in Australia. The shows have already sold out.
When I say that kind of stuff, I hear myself and it sounds like Iâm promoting, but Iâm always shocked. Weâre approaching our 50th year, weâre 48 years, something like that. Iâm shocked that anybody would give us the time of day, much less come out to see us. We all do, certainly Paul and I, feel a debt of gratitude, which is why we put on the best shows on the planet. Period.
To what do you attribute your almost 50-year career? That you put on the best show on the planet?
Yes, I believe, in fact I know, who and what we are has more to do with being a live band than PinkFloyd or the Beatles, the iconic predecessors who were more studio bands. They made great art in the studio. Iâm a little sorry we didnât spend more time in the studio, but we just didnât have the patience. Itâs too much fun to be on tour.
The film mentions Kiss getting kicked off of tours in the early days. Which headlining bands did you blow off the stage so they uninvited you?
Every damned one of them. We opened up for ManfredMann, SavoyBrown and Argent. A lot of younger fans have no idea who these bands were, but at the time they were significant. Theyâd kick us off the tour.
We got kicked off, so we were forced to headline. Even before the records started sellingâit took us three records to get any kind of foothold and get our first gold recordâwe were doing multiple nights in arenas. Before MTV, before cell phones, even before voicemail, the vibe of Kiss spread across the country. We debuted January or February 1974. By â77, â78 and â79, we were the Gallup poll No. 1 band in the world above the Beatles, Led Zeppelin, the Bee Gees, you name it. Kissmania is apt. It just took hold naturally without marketing companies, without PR, nothing. Itâs what the fans were attracted to.
KISStory also says that initially you and Paul were inspired by the Beatles. Is there a Beatles song that would be a great Kiss cover?
What a good question. Instrumentally, I would imagine âHelter Skelterâ because it is more guitar-based and all that. But you canât compete. Some writers out there think, âI can write a good song.â No, you canât. What they were able to do in three minutes, hundreds and hundreds of songs, that is just undeniable.
Paul and I used to busk. We would take an acoustic guitar and a hat or a tray, and weâd sit outside of a restaurant in Chinatown, where we liked to have egg foo yung. Paul would strum a few chords and weâd sing Everly Brothersâtype harmonies of Beatles songs. Weâd always make enough money to go in and gorge ourselves with Chinese food. Sing for your supper, whatâs better than that? It beats digging ditches.
Kiss is planning to retire after the End of the Road tour. Why?
The last thing you want to do is to stay onstage too long. We introduce ourselves with, âYou wanted the best, you got the bestâthe hottest band in the world.â We should not stay on that stage a day longer, not a show longer, than when those words are true.
You helped create the rock spectacles that we have today: enormous props, fireworks, explosions. Was anyone ever injured?
Not seriously. [Guitarist] Ace [Frehley] was semi-electrocuted in Lakeland, Florida, before the days of grounding. Back then, all the guitars were connected with long wires to the amplifiers, and if not grounded properlyâif you touched a metal railing on the side, which he didâyou got knocked on your ass.
For so many years, Kiss members kept their faces hidden. How did that come about?
Our original manager, BillAucoin, came from movies, MarilynMonroe and all that stuff, and understood the idea of glamour. He pointed out that you never saw a photo of Marilyn Monroe looking schleppy. She always had perfect hair and makeup. She was Marilyn Monroe 24 hours a day. He thought, âWell, you know what? You shouldnât let people see you.â Like Superman kept the Clark Kent part of his persona hidden, that was his secret identity, and thatâs what we did. There was a $25,000 rewardâin those days that was a lot of moneyâto get photos of me, in particular, because of the Hollywood ladies I was dating and all that.
A lot of bands break up, but you and Paul are still together. Why does that friendship keep going?
Mutual respect, admiration. If you start off with that work ethic, then the rest is easy. Paul and I are completely different human beings, but we share the important valuesâfamily, responsibility, professionalism, the corny stuff that nobody ever talks about.
The phrase, âsex, drugs, and rock ânâ roll,â sex is OK, rock ânâ roll is OK, the drug part is just self-destructive and we want nothing to do with that. In fact, former members who have been in and out of the band quite a few times, who engaged in that stuff, were asked to leave.
My reasoning is I never wanted to disappoint my mother. My mother was in a concentration camp in Nazi Germany when she was 14 years of age. The most horrific life you can imagine for anybody. My mother lived to be 93. After all sheâd been through, I could never imagine breaking her heart. She was my moral compass; she was my guide that prevented me from wandering into the dark side.
Also, thereâs just no upside. Getting drunk or getting high or smoking cigarettes doesnât make me smarter, richer or make my schmekel bigger. Nothing happens. In fact, itâs all negative.
This is the cornball part, but Iâm deadly serious about it, I consider it an honor, maybe even a blessing, that anybody would allow me, and certainly the band, to wear more makeup and higher heels than you ever wore and get up onstage and blow up s–t and have the time of our lives. Even on rainy days or when youâre not feeling so great, the roar of the crowd, the smell of the grease paintâthank you, AnthonyNewleyâthereâs nothing like it.
Kiss also has this incredible line of merchandise. How did that come about?
In terms of licensing and merchandising, it didnât take a genius to see that the fans started making their own homemade T-shirts and all kinds of stuff. The licensing and merchandising Gargantua that it became really was fueled by the fans. Demand begat supply instead of the other way around. We literally have everything that you can imagine. We have air guitar strings. Google it. Put in Kiss air guitar strings, youâll see it. Nice packaging, a plastic thing, and inside the plastic nothing. And we also have Kiss condoms and Kiss caskets. We get you coming, and weâll get you going.
Whatâs the most amazing concert experience youâve had other than a Kiss concert, since you canât see that live?
Iâm thinking Kiss is the band Iâd like to see live. And the reason for that is that even if youâre not a fan of the music, or youâre too busy with BTS and all the wonderful new pop stuff thatâs out there, you will walk out of there saying, âThatâs the best show Iâve ever seen, I give up.â Thatâs the real test. Itâs easy to preach to the converted. But if you walk in and somebody just steals your soul when youâre not ready for it, thatâs greatness. We are greatness. We are above and beyond critics. It doesnât matter what a critic says about Godzilla, heâs 52 stories tall. It doesnât matter. Critics are necessary, and so is mulch.
So youâre saying critics are mulch?
Yes, I am, and Iâll tell you why. In most jobs, you need to be qualified. If you want to be a cab driver, you need a driverâs license. If youâre a journalistâand I was a journalism majorâyou go to journalism school, you get your degree, and I do have that as well as being a teacher in sixth grade. You donât have to do anything to be a critic except [makes a rude noise] through your oral passage. Which is to say just because somebody says thatâs good or bad, it really doesnât mean anything because thereâs no qualification behind it.
Whatâs the hardest part of performing at 71?
I spit fire, I fly through the air, I wear 8-inch platform heels, dragon boots, and each of them weighs as much as a bowling ball. Thereâs about 45 pounds of studs and armor. We all admire MickJagger, Bono, and all the great frontmen, but if you put KeithRichards or the Edge in my outfit, theyâd pass out in a half minute.
Thatâs not even hyperbole; itâs the physicality of what we do. JamesBrown was called the hardest working man in show business. We are the hardest working band in show business. Period. Thatâs a source of pride.
I can imagine the great blues guys, B.B. King and everybody, they were staying onstage through their mid-80s. Jagger and some of the Stones are in their mid-70s. I think early-70s, we should get off the stage and graciously thank the fans for making all of our dreams come true beyond. Not like boxers who stay in the ring too long.
Are your feet going to thank you for retiring from wearing 8-inch heels? Or do you have a great podiatrist?
Every woman who wears stiletto heels knows what I mean. You look cool posing. Look at how appealing I look to everybody. Even women look at it and go, âWow!â And then at the end of the night when nobodyâs looking you say the words, âOh, my feet are killing me.â Am I right? And your back too. Itâs hard work, as anybody will tell you who wears high heelsâmen and women, but mostly womenâknows.
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